Six Things I Might Never Understand
1.) How some people can go days and days or sometimes weeks without washing their hair.
2.) Grown-up Cartoons
3.) Debates on Facebook
4.) Juice Diets
5.) Phone games.
6.) Football
1.Going days without washing your hair
What’s not to get… Some people are lazy, or just too cheap to buy shampoo.
2. “Adult Cartoons” I put this in quotes because I don’t really consider any of these to be cartoons for just adults.
“I’m sorry to say this, but I just don’t get it…any of them…South Park, Family Guy, The Simpsons, Beavis and Butthead, etc.” How is this possible… Like I can see people not thinking Family Guy is funny, especially after the eighth time Peter goes off on some flashback or just random reference, but the Simpsons? HOW can you not like the earlier seasons of the simpsons?! Even my mom, likes the simpsons… I’m sorry but their clearly must be something wrong with you if you don’t like them either.
3. Facebook HWAITING!
Seriously, what is up with getting into back and forth disputes on Facebook. You guys know what I’m talking about…someone writes something that someone else doesn’t agree with, someone comments back refuting what the original person said, original person defends their stance, other people get involved, situation gets out of control, and so on and so forth.
Here’s a concept: If you don’t like what someone says, how about just not saying anything at all? I kind of thought we all learned that in Kindergarten. I read plenty of things that I think are completely ludicrous, but every time I want to write something in response, I just think to myself, “Why bother???” Chances are you’re not going to change their mind anyway. So, why not just leave well enough alone? If someone thinks Marvin the Martian would be a great President, who really cares?
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Why Bother…. WHY BOTHER?! 0wefjhgi80e3rwfhgiorsgjfesjefopiosineaffweafb
So you are telling me… That if someone writes that Adam Morrison is better then Brian Scalabrine because he has 1 more ring then him you are just going to let that status fly!? You do realize that if you don’t respond to it, it instantly becomes fact. If noone can dispute something it obviously becomes a fact, i mean didn’t you pay attention when they were explaining how theories get disputed and then they eventually become universal laws? It’s like why do we even have freedom of speech if we are not going to use. And for the record the ring argument only applies when you are talking about ringless people like lebron james. That’s why Adam Morrison and Brian Scalabrine are both better players then Lebron James.
4.Jack Lalane Juice Diet!
Again I don’t see whats not to get. Everyone likes drinking juice. I don’t think their is anyone on this planet who doesn’t enjoy a glass of some kind of juice. And you know what they say, too much of a good thing makes you lose weight. So there you go. Juice Diet.
5. Angry Motherflippin Birds
You don’t have to tell me, I already know I am completely alone in this. Everyone seems to love phone games, whether it’s Words With Friends, Fruit Ninja, Angry Birds, etc. Even my three-year nephew when asked what he wanted to be for Halloween declared, “An Angry Bird!”
No no you are not alone. You are joined by the extremely bitter people that own a smart phone by choice. The kind of snobs who stick there nose up to everyone who does. “Why do you need a phone to do all that, mine calls people just fine” they exclaim to anyone who will listen. I’ve had this flip phone for 5 years and it still works beautifully they say, they scorn you for using your upgrade to purchase a new 200 dollar phone. They laugh when your iphone freezes. They call you a moron when they see your bill. Because they just don’t get it…. They’ve never had one in their pocket. They’ve never experienced the joy of being able to instantly have your phone listen and identify a song, and then download it illegally in less then a minute. They’ve never been able to call someone out almost instantly (depending on your 3G speed) after you fact check them on wikipedia. I must say there is nothing in the world more satisfying then being able to shove an iphone with a wikipedia article loaded straight into someones face. The look of disgust on their face is just amazing, and their only defense “Oh well, anyone can write anything on wikipedia”. When someone goes to the teacher’s defense then you know you’ve won… But seriously Angry Birds: Great GAme. Overrated? Obviously.. But still great. Fruit Ninja? AWesome. There’s probably 50k games in the app store and if you don’t like a single one, i think there is something wrong with you.
6. Football: Easy. You’re a chick.
and to be honest.. I’m kind of okay with this. I can’t stand watching a game with someone who literally knows nothing about the game. OH MY GOD THAT WAS A FOUL! HOW CAN HE HIT THOMAS LIKE THAT!
