I grew a beard.
Since I didn’t feel like doing No shave November, in part because my electric razor refused to actually trim hair, which would make shaving it off next to impossible… , I instead did Don’t Shave December. Then since i started so late in December it transitioned into just keep not shaving January and hopefully i can keep it going into Forever Lazy about shaving February.
I advanced to Silver League in Starcraft!
You may not think this is a big accomplishment, but believe me it is. I’ve had this game since freaking the summer before last summer, but i haven’t been able to really play it because my computer runs it at 4 seconds per frame. But i did it! All of those probably thousands of hours watching professional players finally paid off. You know I’ve been watching an awful lot of hockey lately. Maybe I’m good at that now too… What’s weird though is that I never watched beer pong, but i’m godly at. I guess I’m just naturally talented, at all things college related. Tests? Beast. Intramural Football? They don’t ball me mike gronkowski for nothing. Intramural Basketball? I’m over 6 foot, nuff said. Drinking within a set budget? Pbr all day son. Pong? See above. And that’s pretty much all college is.
And my proudest achievement is that i got my mom to buy a whole bunch of delicious freezer foods (ie. bagel bites, pizza rolls mozzarella sticks, etc.) and I now get to eat them every single day… They should honestly make owning that much food illegal, as i’m guaranteed to gain at least 10 pounds before break is over.
Another thing, does any guy really think the septum piercing looks good on girls? Do they think it looks good? I think it just makes them look like a bull. And last time i checked I’m not attracted to bulls. Maybe cows… But only if i’ve had a few too many, but never bulls.
I now me too...... Ugh. Ruined the whole picture for me..
